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Notice how it's always Ramadan?
It was Ramadan when I wrote that post about how Lupe Fiasco may or may not be with the terrorists, and that was some time during the fall. It was around the fifth anniversary of 9/11 when he threatened to jump off in my ass, as discussed in my first book The Mindset of a Champion.
They must move the date around, like Easter, to keep Murica on its toes. It's coming up soon, apparently, and to celebrate, Mos Def has of course filmed a video of himself being forced to drink some sort of liquid food up his nose.
I guess that's what they plan to do to suspected terrorists at Gitmo during Ramadan. I've seen them described as hunger strikers, but don't they all fast during the day during Ramadan. They could just eat regular food during the evening. This seems unnecessary.
If the US really wanted to test their commitment to the cause, and also for lulz purposes, they could serve nothing but bacon for the entire month. Not only would it be offensive, because it's pork, but it would be almost impossible not to eat, because it's bacon.
Bacon is as expensive as shit these days, but I'm sure the military can afford it. It's where most your tax dollars go.
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