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Alzheimer's Disease is like crack: it doesn't change who you are, it just amplifies whatever's already inside of you.
One day your sweet, old Crypt Keeper-looking grandma is watching "her stories" on a floor model television with another television on top of it, with aluminum foil on it, and baking you cookies with the occasional stray tooth in them, and the next thing you know she's on live television expressing her desire for peen.
It makes you wonder what she was like back when she had any idea of where she was. That's not the kind of interest you just randomly develop in your 11th decade. It's a known fact that there wasn't a market for incontinence undergarments to speak of before anal was so widespread.
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